| Agent 008: | Craig Woods (he/him) |
| Codename: | The Alchemist |
| Master of: | Extracting ideas from baser metals and converting them into pre-press gold |
| Licensed to: | Transform, transmute, and transmogrify |
| Can boast: | That he looks forward to the impossible |
Agent 008 has two decades of experience in the graphics, publishing, and printing fields. Widely valued as a problem-solver, his alchemical talents are matched only by his ability to function well under pressure. Prior to setting up his lab at Headquarters, the Alchemist mixed potions for The Designory Inc. and AutoGraphics, among others.
Agent 008 holds a B.S. in Multimedia Design from Mt. Sierra College in Monrovia, California, where he is also an adjunct professor.
